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m00nlady:

i could really make use of a massage, an orgasm, hard apple cider & a check for $300,000

circlepits:

everything good dude :|

stardustbinch:

when an old person assumes that i don’t know what a cassette or vhs tape is:

milfwinston:

me when im an italian bully: just like taking spaghetti from a baby

untillion:

Some young child: *screaming outside*
Me with no context: Girl me too